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Declaration of War


23 August, 1951

To: Douglas MacArthur
Commander, Imperial American Army
and their Stooges, the United Nations

From: Kim Il-Sung
Eternal President of the Democratic
People’s Republic of Korea

Effective immediately the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, the only and legitimate government for the entirety of the Korean Race, withdraws from these so-called “Peace” talks with the delegates of the deceitful American Army of Aggression. During these talks Imperialist America under the guise of their toady the United Nations have ceaselessly attacked DPRK villages and farms since 17 August; raping, pillaging and poisoning water supplies from one end of the peninsula to the other.

It is our official position that such a race as despicable and dishonorable as the Americans must be removed from the planet for peace and harmony to exist in Asia and the rest of the world. The People of the DPRK have authorized me to declare that the next time we come to the table will be to consider your total and unconditional surrender. However, we hope that you do not come back, and that we will accept your defeat by annihilation and by sowing the blood of your army into the soil of the enlightened People of Korea.

Most Sincerely,

Kim Il-Sung




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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 04:45 AM


Bring it commies. We are ready. :thumbup:


Better have a surrender agreement ready for yourself too.




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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 04:59 AM


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSXNJMP8ir4&feature=related



"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Thomas Jefferson, quoting criminologist Cesare Beccaria in "On Crimes and Punishment" 1764
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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 12:15 PM


Man, you communist guys suck...you all drive crappy cars and smoke too much.





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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 06:17 PM


I know you are but what am I? :P





"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Thomas Jefferson, quoting criminologist Cesare Beccaria in "On Crimes and Punishment" 1764
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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 06:28 PM


*All the factories in Fukuoka have turned back to neutral.

Everything else looks good so far bud.




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[*] posted on 6-16-2010 at 07:14 PM


Quote: Originally posted by Flatspin  
I know you are but what am I? :P


Ah the old party line, spoken like a true disciple of Uncle Joe.:moon:






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"Laws that forbid the carrying of arms disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes. Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man." -- Thomas Jefferson, quoting criminologist Cesare Beccaria in "On Crimes and Punishment" 1764
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[*] posted on 6-17-2010 at 05:11 AM


"We've been searching for the enemy for some time now
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[*] posted on 6-17-2010 at 05:35 AM


"It's the wrong war, at the wrong time.....but it's the only war we've got!" :fullauto:



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[*] posted on 6-17-2010 at 01:01 PM


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[*] posted on 6-17-2010 at 09:48 PM


AMERICAN PROPAGANDA! That's dubbed nonsense! Our Enlightened leader is no whiney pussy! You...you guys have the pussies! Here's proof!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA




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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 12:36 AM


Quote: Originally posted by Flatspin  
AMERICAN PROPAGANDA! That's dubbed nonsense! Our Enlightened leader is no whiney pussy! You...you guys have the pussies! Here's proof!

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cV_q-mVAAA
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I move that we immediately ban the posting party of this link to a rather obscene, distasteful, and otherwise unredeeming video that blatantly violates our code of conduct concerning the appropriateness of posts in the public sphere. The offending party has repeatedly shown himself to be of low moral character and routinely exhibits base behavior often reverting to the "I am rubber, you are glue..." argument in any intellectual exchange when the "Oh Yeah!?" postulation is met with the painful pity grimace often reserved for the mentally infirmed.

It has been shown publicly that this offender cannot hold his liquor, that he does not affirm to the standing don't ask - don't tell policy concerning his sexual preferences for young men with amputations, and bestial relationships with the lesser ungulates, and that he is just an all around boring person who more often than not gets the words wrong while trying to sing along with classic rock songs and criminally misquotes British humorists of the 1970's.

The only good thing I can find it in my heart to report about this despicable and detestable person is that he often made me happy to the point of tears when saying that he was signing off from Teamspeak. I can think of no reason to continue a relationship of false amicability with such a feckless and inept pilot other than to have a sad reference point of rock bottom for those we would wish to tack clear of in the future, and for a common village idiot figure with which we can all point our fingers and mock his rather diminutive male organ of copulation.

In closing I would like to add: Die Flatspin, Die - you miserable fargin sneaky bastage. I'm gonna take your dwork. I'm gonna nail it to the wall. I'm gonna crush your boils in a meat grinder. I'm gonna cut off your arms. I'm gonna shove 'em up your icehole. You dirty son-a-ma-batch!










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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 12:52 AM


:thumbup::trink4:




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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 01:00 AM


Po ritto Fratspin! He's so ronreee! We will help him rejoin his ancestors soon!! :fullauto:



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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 04:28 AM


Nuh-Uhh.



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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 04:43 AM


:lmao:






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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 03:04 PM


PEACE TALKS A FRONT TO MASK MASSIVE INVASION!!

So-called "United Nations" forces, Led by their American masters have deceitfully launched the largest invasion of DPRK territory since this Revolution has begun! Under the guise of "Peace" talks, UN Bureaucrats in Kaesong led the People's Peace Delegation to believe an end to hostilities could be achieved, all while planning this enormous invasion. Our brothers who have accepted the Hegemony of American Rule over fates worse than death were crowded to the front of the invasion to save the cowardly hides of the Americans in the rear. Unfortunately we have killed our own brothers who would no doubt never wish to harm us if not for the guns of their jailors behind them. In the end, we crushed the advance and sent the invading horde back south, swimming the river because their own bombed the bridge - their only clear retreat!

Kim Il-Sung has strengthened his resolve to rid the world of American Aggression and free our Brothers and Sisters in the South from the Tyranny of foreign rule! Long live our Beloved Leader!




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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 03:45 PM


Dude you need a hobby, you should try flight sims.






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[*] posted on 6-18-2010 at 09:56 PM


That's a lot of Doh!






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[*] posted on 6-22-2010 at 05:34 PM


I will generate the mission at 1600EDT on Thursdays. This will give me time to add the wind text and get it up on the server ready to go. Please have missions planned by then (or PM me for an extension).

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[*] posted on 6-22-2010 at 06:31 PM


NP bud! Thank you!



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[*] posted on 6-30-2010 at 02:58 PM


Storm will backup the MP early Thursday mornings and I will generate them that afternoon. We'll use this format from now on. You may make changes to the MP until it's generated, but understand that if a reload from backup is required (as for Mission 2) any changes between backup and Mission Build will be lost. Best to have all plans in by Wednesday night!

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[*] posted on 6-30-2010 at 11:37 PM


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Give me call back allready!




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